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"Funny thing is, I keep wondering whether the apple thing wasn't the right thing to do as well. A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing."
~ Crawly in the Garden of Eden

"He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people."
~ Crowley pondering his memories of Heaven

"There's no theaters in Heaven," said Crowley. "And very few films."
"Don't you try to tempt me," said Aziraphale wretchedly. "I know you, you old serpent."
~ Crowley and his drinking buddy ;-*

"Well, I'll be damned."
"It's really not too bad," said Crowley, "when you get used to it."
~ Aziraphale and Crowley

"Watch out for that pedestrian!"
"It's on the street, it knows the risks it's taking!"
~ Aziraphale and Crowley, with Crowley driving

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Willow: Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty, or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.

Xander: I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.

Buffy: Not original, I'll grant you, but it's true. You know? Why waste time being all shy and worrying about some guy, and if he's gonna laugh at you. Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead.

Darla: Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?
Buffy: Bad hair on top of that outfit?
Darla: To love someone who used to love you.

Xander: Alright! Someone else's loss is my chocolatey goodness.

Xander: Look, I'm sorry. I don't handle rejection well. Funny! Considering all the practice I've had, huh? That's okay. I don't wanna go. I'm just gonna go home, lie down and listen to country music. The music of pain.

Oz: Well, it's sort of a funny story. You remember when I didn't graduate?
Willow: Well, I know you had a lot of incompletes, but that's what summer school was for.
Oz: Yeah. Well, you remember when I didn't go?

Oz: We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
Cordelia: What's the difference?
Oz: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.
Xander: Well, I hate brie.
Cordelia: I know. It smells like Giles' cat.
Giles: It's not my...

Xander: Uh, no worries. I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle, like 'hands to flesh' handle.
Willow: Okay. Well, it's not for you. It's for me, 'cause I'm still getting used to half a Monty.
Xander: Oh. Good. Half? You and Oz? Which half?
Willow: Wouldn't you like to know?

Xander: We're doing crime here. You don't sneak up during crime.

Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood...blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Buffy: World is what it is. We fight, we die. Wishing doesn't change that.
Giles: I have to believe in a better world.
Buffy: Go ahead. I have to live in this one.

Buffy: Strong is fighting! It's hard, and it's painful, and it's every day. It's what we have to do. And we can do it together. But if you're too much of a coward for that, then burn. If I can't convince you that you belong in this world, then I don't know what can. But do not expect me to watch.

Xander: I'm getting sick of the judgment. The innuendoes. Is a man not innocent until proven guilty?
Buffy: You are guilty. You got illicit smoochies, gonna have to pay the price.
Xander: But I'm talking about the future guilt. Look, everyone expects me to mess up again. Like Oz. I see how he is around me. You know, that steely gaze... that pointed silence.
Buffy: 'Cause he's usually such a chatterbox.
Xander: No, but it's different now. It's more a verbal nonverbal. He speaks volumes with his eyes.

Jack: What are you, retarded?
Xander: No. No, I had to take that test when I was seven. A little slow in some stuff, mostly math and spatial relations, but certainly not challenged or anything.

Oz: It was intense.
Xander: Yeah, for a minute there I thought you were gonna make an expression.
Oz: Well, I felt one coming on, I won’t lie.

Buffy: You had sex with Giles! You had sex with Giles!
Joyce: It was the candy. We were teenagers.
Buffy: On the hood of a police car!?
Joyce: I’ll be downstairs. You feel better.
Buffy: Twice!

Xander: Oh, c'mon, you can tell us. We're your bosom friends! The friends of your bosom!

Xander: Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho, rewind. Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?

Angel: Sometimes the truth is worse. You live long enough, you find that out.

Xander: But Ho-Hos are a vital part of my cognitive process!

Oz: And you know the monkey's just, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!'

Mr. Whitmore: S-E-X. Sex. The sex drive in the human animal is intense. How many of us have lost countless productive hours plagued by unwanted sexual thoughts and feelings?
Xander: Yes! Mm-hm.
Mr. Whitmore: That was a rhetorical question, Mr. Harris, not a poll.

Willow: Did I really hit you?
Xander: You knocked me out.
Cordelia: Did I hit you?
Xander: Yes, everyone hit me

Oz: So, do you guys steal weapons from the Army a lot?
Willow: Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.

Faith: She got me really wound up. A fight like that and, no kill. I'm about ready to pop!
Xander: Really? Pop?!
Faith: You up for it?
Xander: Oh, I'm up. I'm suddenly very up. It's just um, I've never been up with people before.
Faith: Just relax. And take your pants off.
Xander: Those two… concepts are… antithetical.
Faith: Don't worry. I'll steer you around the curves.
Xander: Did I mention that I'm having a very strange night?

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Albus Dumbledore:
After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.

It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it. Those who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their own surprise that they wear it well.

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?


"He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." ~Remus Lupin
"You should have died! Died rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you!" ~Sirius Black

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." ~Sirius Black

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." ~Hermione Granger

"You said to us once before, that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We've had time, haven't we?" ~Hermione Granger

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